Follow me...
Back out of the studio MAIN Room, and across the hall to the Guitar Room. Unlike the Drum room, this is very cool, and Guitarists are God-like beings. Take Scotty Moore for example. He created the sound that EVERY rockabilly player trys to imitate. He was THE original player in a trio that also had some singer named 'Elvis Presley'. Scotty Moore is one Hep-Cat, and other than the fact that the old sonofabitch owes me $5, he's a very fine gentleman!
There...
Across the hall, is where you enter. It's not as big as the Drum Room, but you know what they say about the size of a mans 'Drum'...Oh!...Did I mention Scotty Moore?...If not, I will right now...scotty moore
Here's the amplifier
It's got alot of Knobs, and Sliders, and Holes to put cables and snakes into. HEY! I will bet that YOU have alot of Knobs, and Sliders, and Holes to put cables and snakes into!
These are the
Magic Boxes! ...Sound comes out of them! It's MAGIC! There are tiny little 'elves' inside each one, and they are trained to SING out loud what ever sounds they see or hear coming off the 'God-like' guitarists instrument. They are not held as slaves, they are not shriners, and they are not jews...they are just tiny little magic elves. So don't go getting all PISSED-OFF and writing the humane society about how the PotatoeBabies are abusing little fucking elves! WE DON'T MAKE THE RULES...but we do make the 'Magic'...the little fucking elfin magic. Like those Keebler fucking elves that chase me when I sleep at night. SCREAMING in my ears...DES-TIN-Y, DES-TIN-Y, no escaping ELVES for me!... Godamn it I need help!
